Masha and The Bear. Fifteen years after...
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The Siberian Republic Mordor held a competition for the best translation of the ballad about Masha and the Bear from Elvish into English.
Introducing the winning goblin translations.
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Translated by Goblin Coiffured
Masha and the BearMasha and the Bear.The main thing is to take off in the air. Under the collar a handful of snow, The best view of this city I know. Masha and the Bear. We have copper coins in our pockets, I swear, Coin by coin and the bell tolls, But someone who sleeping doesn't hear the call. Remind me, if I sang about it before - I don't remember one word, just the same. Remind me, if I sang about it before - And I will sing it again. I don't know anything else. Masha and the Bear. Here's the knife, and here's a net to wear. Tie a stone to my feet, Those, who are lighter than air, still won't split. There is an edge, where the iron will not wound behind - But a smart one doesn't know and doesn't see the blind. Remind me, if I sang about it before - Here's the flame, which will burn everything. Masha and the Bear. This sun will hardly sit down, I know, no one will miss us, when we're not around - But leave them one more thread, that's all. Say, that they will get a call Masha and the Bear...
P.S. "I'm sorry for my goblin translation."
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Translated by Goblin Haircutted
Masha and the BearMasha and the Bear.The main thing is to take off into the sky. A handful of snow to throw in under collar, I know where's the best view of the city. Masha and the Bear. We have copper coins in our pockets, Coin by coin, and the copper bell is cast, But a sleeping man won't wake up anyway. Remind me if I sang about it before - I don't remember a single word anyway. Remind me if I sang about it before - And I'll sing it all again. I don't know anything else. Masha and the Bear. Here's a knife, here's fisherman's net. Tie a stone to my feet, Those, who are lighter than air, are with us anyway. There is a line, behind which steel cannot wound you - But a blind man can't see, and a wise man doesn't know. Remind me if I sang about it before - Here is a flame that burns down everything. Masha and the Bear. The sunset seems to be almost incredible, I know that they won't notice our absence - But leave them one more thread. Tell them that Masha and The Bear Will phone them...
P.S. "I'm sorry for my goblin translation."
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Translated by Goblin Haired
Masha and the BearMasha and the Bear.The main thing is to take off. A handful of snow at the gate, I know the best view of this city. Masha and the Bear. We have copper in our pockets, The nickle on the nickle and bell pouring, But the sleeper still won't Wake up. Remind me if I've sung about this before - I still don't remember a word. Remind me if I've sung about this before - I'll sing it again. I don't know anything else. Masha and the Bear. Here's the knife, here's the net. Tie a stone to my feet, Those who are lighter than air, still with us. There is a line beyond which iron no longer hurts - But the blind do not see, and the clever do not know. Remind me if I've sung about this before - Here is the flame that burns everything. Masha and the Bear. This sun is hardly going to set, I know we won't be missed - But leave them another thread. Tell them they'll be called Masha and the Bear...
P.S. "I'm sorry for my goblin translation."
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Created: "The Loneliness Together"